Episode 17

Keith and Mike broadcasts from within the same location for the first time in Idiot Ballroom's existence, but in the excitement and drunken stupor they forgot to record the first 10 minutes of the show. Don't worry, Florida, your white trash status is still intact.--Atomic bomb survivor, now that you survived the devastation at Hiroshima, what are you going to do? "I'm going home to Nagasaki." -- It is just wrong to punch a police horse -- Alaska, murder and aliens -- Keith's wife and friend in the drunk IMs to the show open the floodgate for "hot pocket" droppings -- Donald Swallow lost his hands 20 years ago. Does that stop him from committing sexual assault? Nope -- Apparently, in Australia they're just getting America's reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard. "Hooning" runs rampant.

Episode 16

Episode 16. Cyrus vs. Radiohead. All you're entitled to is a slap across the face--What's up with Japan? Can I get a one way ticket to Aokigahara forest. -- The parapalegic man who regains his ability to walk from a spider bite. Happy ending? No. -- How about a Ghandi Burger with those Obama Fingers?--It's a smackdown in an Oklahoma prison... but in the Texas correctional system that got it pretty easy.--In Saint Louis? Watch out for the Feces Bandit.

Episode 15

Episode 15 v2.0
Heed this warning: The monkeys are planning a revolt. When you least expect it, they will attack. How will you prevent them?
Keith & Mike also ask, "Who's the boss?" 
Also discussed:
Transition from the "p bomb" to "hot pocket". Fight Club in a mentally disabled school. Public shool education tricks Mike into believing the myth about the Great Wall China as seen from outerspace. Oh and by the way, if you're on the wall don't take any short cuts. The magic bullet theory revisited, but throw some mice into the mix.