Friday, April 24, 2009

Episode 20

It's our first official, non-beta show. And it shows... some technical glitches, but what the hell, right? Synopsis:
-A bag of poo.
-Paralyzed from her "nipples to her toes". Because of turbulence?
-Don't you love mommy? How about I kill you motherf%@#ers!?!
-The power of education.
-Try to steal a car and a sheriff's deputy is sitting inside. That's a pants soiling.
-Crocodiles on a plane.
-Too incompetent to stand trial. What does "incompetent" mean? What's a trial?
-Just because the guy has a sword and wears a ski mask, doesn't make him a ninja.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Episode 19

Synopsis:

-- An existential conversation about the need for alligators?
-- Snakes on a plane.
--IB lays the law down: "No more biting junk!"
--Lonely polar bears
--We love you, Australia, but we won't be visiting any time soon.
--Hey, London, this bag of poo is for you. 
-- If the cops find a "wet spot" then that's a jailing. 
-- DUI doesn't just mean drinking. 
--Watch out for that "inner cannibal", it gets the best of all us.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Episode 18

The WTF episode. The world is going to hell in a hand basket 'fer sure'. -- Social Networking etiquette discussed. Bottom line, don't be posting pics of your friends who you haven't talked to in 15 years. Especially if the subject is taboo. Not cool -- That is not a spicy meatball, dude who tried to cut off his fiance's finger in Philly -- Florida gets the IB treatment. Florida is the new "California"-- Showing up to a wake with a beer can in your hand, is grounds for a beating. -- Poland... what the hell? A guy that bites and swallows his "best friend's" penis. ABSOLUTELY NOT COOL!!!