Episode 24

Keith went down to Florida to check out the vortex of all that is f-ed up. Mike does a semi-live show. Rehashes some of the "highlights" of past shows.

Episode 23

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-- Crabs in the toilet.

-- Big Mama Hot Pickled Sausage... yummy.

-- Chesus.  Yes.  Chesus.

-- How to avoid getting arrested for shoplifting?  Throw a baby.

-- Old lady beats her old man for cheating on her.

-- That bird kept on squawking so I took a bat to it's head.  It was driving me cuckoo.

-- Is that a banana in your pocket or are you robbing me?

-- What do people in Uruguay call themselves?  Uruguayans?  

-- Asparagus is expensive.

Episode 22

It's a family affair during movie night. -- Maybe it's not a wise idea to add 4 inches to your penis. -- Chinese boss gets his junk bitten off in a car -- DARE to keep cops off drugs. -- Thank goodness it's a snake head in my dinner. -- Cyclist gets killed by a lady painting her fingernails... but she was wearing a helmet -- St. Louis has a "feces bandit" on the loose and the Hardy Boys break this case wide open -- If the rat mascot gropes you, then "cha ching cha ching".

Episode 21

Memphis Mike hooked us up with what he's been doing the last couple months.... Check out this rad band called Rainy Day Manual! -- Driving around the grocery store on your 'little rascal' and drinking blackberry wine and eating candy bars -- Bring your dog in the house, it's getting kind of windy --  Oregon, I love you dearly... but it's stinks around here -- Customer service at Radio Shack = a punch in the face --  "Grandma?  Do you wanna die?"   -- Encyclopedia Brown saves the day.  -- Robots will destroy the human race.