Episode 26

-- Jose from Aruba leaves very ambiguous IMs. 

-- Are the crunchberries in season this time of years? 

-- Japanese novels printed on toilet paper. Genius at work. 

-- Uh it's raining. You mind if I bail on this community service? Oh you do. How bout we go around the corner and I punch you in the face? 

-- Crazy cat stories. 

-- He's from New York. Of course he's going to drop the F-bomb.

Episode 25

-- She's a real firecracker!

-- How many times have we said the 'junk' is off limits

-- Keith would rather eat fetal pig testicles than wax beans.

-- Knife fight #56, right in our backyard. Stay classy, St. Louis.

-- Chinese man was acting selfish, so he pushed him off a bridge

-- Our weekly warning about monkeys. This one from Japan's Aomori Prefecture, Shimokita Peninsula

-- What is the unsaid rule about blessing someone after multiple sneezes? We're going to ask Abby.